Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
                                    Directing:
                    
Writing:
Stars:
        - Hy Averback
 
Writing:
- Don McGuire
 - Hal Captain
 
Stars:
        
                            Release Date: 1970-09-11
            
                        
                                
                                        
                    
                    5/10
                    
                                
                            
            
    
                    
                    5/10
                    - Country: US
 - Language: English
 - Runtime: 113
 
                                    
                                    Officer Michael M. Nace
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Shannon Gambroni
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Sheriff Harve
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Sgt. Jones
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Ramona
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Billy Joe Davis
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Capt. Myerson
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Mr. Kruft
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Maj. Purvis
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Col. Flanders
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Alturi
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Mrs. Kruft
                                                                            
                                    
                                    Dr. Hillery